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I'd like to thank my mother for taking me to the Kern County Library every week of every summer, as a child. I'd also like to thank Pizza Hut - you gave me a free personal pan pizza for reading books at school. Talk about motivation. I'd also like to thank Peter Roget and Noah Webster for giving me yet more ways to be a social outcast (or pariah or autist). My thanks to National Geographic, Smithsonian Magazine, NPR, Scientific American, Highland High School, CSU Bakersfield, PG&E, and Calvary Bible Church.

I'd like to thank Mom and Dad. You made me. You made me who I am. Apparently, I am a "genius" blog author. Now that a website has called me a "genius", I feel so validated for all my feelings of superiority.